Letter Tag [By Wey Ann]

Dear Wey Ann. I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it when I quoted Santa at the mental hospital and I saw you carve your initials into Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep David's tricot outfits as a memory. You should also know that I am better off without eggplant-fetishism. Go and drown yourself.

-Xiao Rui-

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your Journal).I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___,-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - CastratePink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

I tag nobody. Just do it if you wanna.

Sheesh..

Dude. Do I look THAT old?










*rolls eyes*













Man, I'm insulted.

Love ya, Guys~~

So.. today I went to celebrate Chee Yeng's birthday with the whole gang. And we went to KFC to celebrate. Lol. >.< [Mainly behind the wall from the stairs.] Then Chee Yeng was told that she was going to watch a movie with just a few people. So when she arrived, she was like, "Okay lar! Let's go watch movie!" But she didn't expect us to be actually plotting a birthday party for her. Haha..

So she was like o.o first when she saw us, then she became -.-. Haha.

Then we took out the durian with the candle on it. >.< style="font-size:85%;">[So I believe.] Cause every fruit represented Conqueror's members' names. [Except for Durian, it was blown just now. >.<] So, I think Wei Feng said that he was the one who made it. [Basically, I was shocked too. =) ] Chee Yeng was so shocked. Haha. She didn't believe it after a long while. [I'm telling you dude, you won't believe it either. Too bad I didn't take a picture of it.. T.T ]

Anyway, obviously she had to make a wish and blow the candle again. After that, she was almost licking the knife... Eww.. Haha.

Then, "dearest" Wei Feng just had to say that it was my birthday yesterday. >.< style="font-style: italic;">cried. Wtf. Man, my tear gland is just way too active. Hehe. I received my first birthday present of the year, a tiny teddy bear from Wei Feng!! Yay! Thank you so much. Btw, thank you for not giving me the other present. :P Then I got another card from Felicia. =] Thanks, you two. I haven't received birthday presents for ages. Let alone blow a candle. Hehe..

So after that, we went to Jusco Cheras Selatan. At first, we wanted to watch High School Musical 3. But the earliest show was at 6:15 pm. So we were like want go sing K or Watch movie. Ended up we didn't do neither cause of some people. [Hehe. If you're reading this, you should know. >.<]

So we ended up having a drink at a "restaurant" of sort. Me, Fefi, and Zhi Hui was laughing like cray maniacs. THEN, an uncle and auntie walked past us and purposely said, "Noisy." and "Noisy like hell." [In Chinese.] We were like, Wtf? So annoying. Well, I'd admit, we really are kind of noisy, but if you wanna tell us to shuddup, you could at least show some respect and tell us to pipe down! Bloody..

Anyway, we were a little quiet after that lar. Then not long after that. An old lady with her son, daughter and grandchild went into the restaurant. Then I think that they didn't have enough space to sit. And was like, pointing at us and then said something to her daughter. So, me and Fefi obviously knew that we should go. And so, me, Fefi, and 俊宝 left lor. Leaving the others back there chit chat-ing. When we got out, we were like walking here and there.. So sien. Until one of them called and told us they're coming upstairs to find us. Then we met up and parted ways.

Today was really fun lar.. The best day I have ever had in a loong time.

As a conclusion, I love ya guys~ =]





[Ps: Sorry ya, Wei Feng and Fefi. I left the teddy bear and card in Shu Yuen's bag.. But I'm gonna get it back next Saturday. Sorrry..]

功夫灌篮 Kung Fu Dunk

Woohoo!!




Guess what? I just finished watching 功夫灌篮[Kung Fu Dunk]. >.<



[Note: Cute as in Kawaii.]





Anyway, I really like "周大侠", the theme song for the movie. It's awesome. :P It's so fast that even I can't rap it at once. Haha. =P

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It's 12:30 in the morning.

Hair...

You Know?

I have a thing for long haired guys. >.< It's obvious isn't it? Hehe..


But not just any long haired guy lar.. Or else I die lor.. Haha.

Let me take Jun Ki as an example. XD When he had long hair, he looked feminine. [Yes, I agree.] But, he can really pull it off with the feminine look and everything. That's why, he's the feminine kind of hot guy. [Wey Ann, I don't care if you disagree. :P]
Then again, when he has short hair, he looks extremely manly. Haha. So cute.. -.-




God, I dunno what's gotten into me.

剑蝶[武侠梁祝] Butterfly Lovers [Sword Butterfly]

Phew. Just got back from watching Butterfly Lovers[Sword Butterfly]. I've got to admit, it was better than I thought it would be.

At first I wasn't sure who was acting in it. But I had this urge to watch it. And so I went. :P So when I got there-Leisure Mall, I saw that the main character was Wu Zun. Haha. Then I suddenly remembered Ker Jun telling me that Wu Zun was the main character. That's why I wanted to watch it.

Unfortunately, I watched the Cantonese version of the show. And now I am so confused if the original version is in Chinese or Cantonese! [Most probably Chinese. Since Wu Zun isn't a really good Cantonese talker than Cantonese.]


However, I was wrong. It's was not bad. :D [Despite the fact that Wu Zun's voice was actually dubbed.]


Erm.. It actually went on quite well in front. But when it got to the part when 梁山仲 was shot and everything, and had to go save 祝言之 and everything. It was a bit to draggy. It was like, 梁山仲 was shot with 2 arrows, cut on the neck, a bloody big sword got into the upper side of his heart, and yet he could still fight and breath and everything. I mean, what the hell? Is he immortal or what?

But the love betwen those two was.. How do you say it? It feels real. It's not too lovey dovey and stuff. But you can see that there's passion in it. Oh well, better watch it for yourself to see.

Anyway, it's overally good. Unlike other Butterfly Lovers movies, it's not so serious. It has much humour in it. And like the title says, 剑蝶 [武侠梁祝]. So expect more Fung Fu!! :D

I give it a 3.5 out of 5. =)

Freaky?

Isn't it freaky when somebody talks to you after you two just got into a fight?


Like, I got into a fight with someone. Then I totally ignored him. And I was even planning on ignoring him forever. Then one day he just come up to me and talks casually at me. And the tone is always so weird.. Different from before.. Like, treating me better.



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Eww...





So freaky!!

"Seafood"

You see, there are a lot of types of seafood in the whole w-i-d-e world. There's prawn, crab, fish, and so on and so forth..

But, I looove the La La the most. [No idea what's it called in English.. >.<] It is so bloody yummy.. Yumm.. Yumm..

HOWEVER, there seems to be a new species that's seriously contaminating the name of "La La". This species is able to be found most likely in High Schools. Take my school for instance, Tsun Jin High School, has.. what? A population of 1/4 out of females? I dunno.. Anyways, this species tend to act all cute and girlish. Along with fur that is straight along the forehead or layered all over. I have also discovered that this species tend to walk in groups, as seen in my research grounds, aka [School].


I may very well post a picture of the mentioned species. But I wonder if it's okay to post up somebody from my school.. Oh well, who cares?

[No offense intended.]

This is an example of the newly found "La La" species. Some of you may have seen this particular "La La". However, this isn't a very good example of "La La". As she isn't a fully transformed "La La".

You see, this species' pictures are kinda hard to find. Therefore, I gave up searching after awhile. If anybody may be as kind to contribute some to me. I'll be delighted.

So after all the long talk, I was just trying to say.



I hate them.



Thank you.

Addiction

I wanna have earrings in the shape of the Cross!!!!!

I'm so gonna get it. :P


You know why? Hehe. Guess, duh.

Back once again~

Oh my God.

Oh, shit. It's come back! And right after exam, too! What a bloody good timing.



In case you're wondering, I'm talking bout my fanatic-self. It's come back to me. Haih.. Seems like I can't help it. Might as well enjoy it while I can. >.<

Bare with me!!!! XD

[I personally adooore this one. XD He's crying!! *drools*]

Free~~~

I'M F-R-E-E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I'M F-R-E-E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LALALA~~~~~~~~~~~ >.<