"Gray's REAL Fairy Tales" From Howl's Blog

I recently read Blog and found this post.
It goes like this:

Gray's REAL Fairy Tales

The toad hops from lily pad to lily pad and when he finally comes home to the princess, when she kisses him, she turns into a toad too.
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Cinderella meets Prince Charming and loses her shoe. She never gets it back.
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Snow White and her seven gay friends talk bad about her bitch mother, then she meets a new guy and dumps her friends.
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The ugly duckling gets therapy and grows up into a swan and disowns his family saying, "I'm not a duck you idiots, I'm a swan, and you're the ones who are ugly."
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Haha. Who knows?
Maybe it's really like that. >.<