Monday, January 28, 2008

Abnormal Brain Cells

The brain of others often confuses me.
*Okay, okay. It always confuses me.*
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Today, during Chinese class, the person sitting in front of me turned around and said: "I plan on getting married when I'm 18 years old." Then he turned back in front again.
After a few seconds, he turned around again. This time, he said: "I plan to start to date people when I'm 20 and won't get married until I'm 30. I want to have 3 children before I get married." Then he turned back in front again.

My mouth was still hanging.
*Okayyy...*

Just then, he turned back looking all cool and calm and said again: "Joking." And he turned back in front again.

This time, my eyes turned in to slits. Glaring at him until he could feel holes baring through the back of his head.

*Wtf?*

Yes, fellow Martians from J2E, said guy is the famous- big mouth Kuan Yung (a.k.a. Tin Can). And if you are from the planet of Mars J2E, you would undoubtedly know how unpredictable this guy is.

It's a torture sitting behind him.
(Note: Torture is nothing if you've been in the same group with him for forever and sat behind him for 4 times.)

Yes, life sure is good. =_=

1 comment:

  1. whoa.
    Pure torture.
    I can understand.
    I sat next to him once.
    And once would be enough.
    Just once.
    Ever since then, hell's torture chambers doesn't seem too horrifying anymore.
    You can imagine how bad that is.
    Or rather, No, you won't. Not until you sit next/near/behind/in front/be in the same group with him.
    Warning: Stay At Least 10 Feet Away.

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